December 2011
*man runs into the club shouting*
man: HELP MY FRIEND GOT STABBED OUTSIDE IS THERE A DOCTOR IN HERE PLEASE HELP HIM
mysterious voice: i'm a doctor.
*crowd splits apart revealing dr dre*
dr. dre: show me where your friend is
*man's friend dies because dr. dre isn't a licenced medical practitioner"
http://pastebin.com/NJ6rNgKe →
rune-midgarts:
just read
that girl would’ve been dead before she shouted racial slurs.
